Pain is good.
Last Sunday, my dad, brother and I were doing the groceries at Unimart. We were already at the cashier and my dad was already paying with plastic and we had time, so I excused myself and looked for a bite to eat. Le French Baker was just across us, so I hauled ass on over there.
I got in line, checked out the cornucopia (yes I did use a big word) of le baked goods, and settled on a lovely ham and cheese croissant. But as I shuffled on down the aisle, I saw le pain au chocolait, all by its lonesome behind some eclairs.
But what is pain? To place it behind the eclairs would not do it justice, but perhaps it was meant to be, for if it were on the fore, I would not have had the pleasure of finding pain. For me to describe pain, I would be hard-pressed to capture its glory, the very ecstasy of pain. (And is it no wonder Google cannot either?)
I knew I had to have it. I was the only one in the shop then, and even the little plastic nameplate saying pain au chocolait: P26 was hardly visible behind the lumpy eclairs. But bashfulness got in the way--they had already taken my order and rung it up. I didn't want to cause inconvenience, and so I quietly took my Sprite and croissant and left.
But when we paid for everything and got our stuff packed and went outside, I asked my brother if he wanted to eat anything, and he said yes, and I said I'll buy it for you, so I went back and bought his food.
Then I got the pain. And I ate it. And it was grand.
Posted by syzygy at 01:45 AM | 4 in the sick.
Jinkies!