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Bitch-a by golly wow! Wow!  ©Christopher Canela 2006

[Cartman:] Weeelllll,

Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
Shes u super king kamehameha bitch

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...

[Sung in three different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch, Kyle's Mom's a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch;

I really mean it,
Kyle's Mom, she's a big fat, stinking bitch
Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa

Yes I'm bored.

syzygy

Bah. Figures than when I'm actually wanting to get my hair made blue, I see two other people with blue hair too.

Won't stop me from doing it though...

A few months from now.

In current affairs: Tae. Kailangan ko ng language elective.

In local news: Wow, nakita ko si Miks! Saka si Dale! But that only makes sense 'cause it's ENROLLMENT. Duh. And wow, Pippo too. And he's shifting to Journ?

Guess you'll be hearing a lot more from me then.

syzygy

Fatfatfatfatfat. *pokes the fat* Fatty fat! *pinches the fat* Ow.

I want to sell my shit because I'm tired of my old clothes. And they're too small because of my FAT! Fat. Fatfat.

Yes I'll go to work now.

Lord, please give me an early morning language class. I don't want to go to just a Russian class at lunchtime. It sucks like you wouldn't know. Please, Lord.

P.S. And please take away the fat. 

syzygy

Yay. I bought them happy shoes. Happy happy happy. <--dapat yellow.

At dahil uso:

Mondays:
CommRes101. Introduction to Communication Research. Wow. Ano to? Napadpad ba ako sa law? Hindi! Commres siya! Kamusta naman ang discussion. Blood splatter? Homicide? Huh? Ang labo mo sir. What's the friggin point of it all?

Russian 10. Russian, language elective. Nakakatuwang gamiting ang Russkiiy Alfavit. Pero nakakalagnat siya. Zdyelat? Apschejitye? Fstryetitsya? Jesus. At di lang pang-Mondays, pang-Thursdays pa! Ang aking nag-iisang klase nang 11:30-1! Whoo!

Tuesdays:
Film 121. Scriptwriting 1. Nanonood kami ng sine. Tapos gumagawa kami ng exercises. Mukhang exciting, parang creative writing. Huwow! Rhyme! Tapos full length feature ang final. Uh-oh.

Film 106. Russian Cinema. Baka dapat nag-Chinese and Hong Kong na lang ako, pero bahala na. Pinapanood kami ng documentary tungkol sa Russian ... family... thing na tinulugan ko. Pagkatapos ay nagdiscuss ng mga bagay-bagay na hindi ko masundan. Hindi ko magets yung point.

You need a montage! Soviet montage! 

Wednesdays:
CWTS1 . Civil Welfare Training Service, Fine Arts. Nyeta talaga yung secretaring iyun. Akala ko ba wala kaming klase ngayon? Surprise! Nagpakita yung prof. At may assignment. At wala akong kilala sa klase. Therefore, I am screwed.

Thursdays:
Ayan na, lalagnatin na naman ako. 

Fridays:
Film 115. Advanced Photography. Excited din ako sa class na to. Basta. Naghanap ako ng syllabus pero naaalala ko na di nga pala ako nabigyan. Gagawa kami ng portraiture at fashion spread at kung ano. Tapos kahit anong medium, SLR, instamatic, polaroid, whatever. Mukha nakakatakot, pero fun.

Film 113. Film Production. Gagawa kami ng short film, using real film, na 5000 kada reel. Parang ganoon. At medyo hardcore ang prof, galing Fine Arts.

End of useless entry. Kailangan ko nang mag-biogesic at mag-aral ng Russian. До свидания.