An excuse to update random shit on this. Regardless, my usericon is the shit. Wanduhful.

Quizzes courtesy of friend jomel whom I won't link because I'm a lazy fat-ass. And a "Ham?" And a complete bore? It isn't true! I swear! You'll see. Scroll down, quick!

 

 

 

Bah. This table screws up the page. Down.

 

 

 

 

 

the Ham (28% dark, 42% spontaneous, 31% vulgar)

your humor style: CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT Your style's goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith The 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules - If you're interested, try my latest: The Terrorism Test

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 8% on darkness You scored higher than 31% on spontaneity You scored higher than 32% on vulgarity

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Joe Normal 43 % Nerd, 17% Geek, 43% Dork

For The Record: A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia. A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one. A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions. You scored less than half in all three, earning you the title of: Joe Normal. This is not to say that you don't have some Nerd, Geek or Dork inside of you--we all do, and you can see the percentages you have right above. This is just to say that none of those qualities stand out so much as to define you. Sure, you enjoy an episode of Star Trek now and again, and yeah, you kinda enjoyed a few classes back in the day. And, once in a while, you stumble while walking down the street even though there was nothing there to cause you to trip. But, for the most part, you look and act fairly typically, and aren't much of an outcast. I'd say there's a fair chance someone asked you to take this test. In any event, fairly normal. Congratulations! If you enjoyed this test, I would love the feedback! Also, you might want to check out some of my other tests if you're interested in any of the following: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Professional Wrestling Love & Sexuality America/Politics Thanks Again! -- THE NERD? GEEK? OR DORK? TEST

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 41% on nerdiness You scored higher than 19% on geekosity You scored higher than 70% on dork points

Link: The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test written by donathos on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Adventures in photoshop:

 

 Shh. It's resting. (Ha! And you can't see the tape on the fingerboard almost.)

 

My life in my joke-joke course. (Si Tony nagsabi niyan.)

I go to school at 7 am, and finish class at 2:30, MTThF. I've only been to one class, my Psych 101 elective, which was okay. Prof's really nice. And getting married. Archaeo 1 and Math 2 were uneventful. I spent the whole day pissy because I was all tired and sleepy and I kept imagining people calling me. I went home for lunch, thinking I could get a ride to school and not commute, but I couldn't, so I took the jeep, and it turns out we didn't have class, so I went home again. And slept.

Tomorrow I have Walking for Fitness, Comm 140 and Phil. Music, in that order. My sked's great considering I fucked up my enlistment in the beginning. I love that I got Math 2. I hope I can ace that.

 

I sure miss myself some America's Next. Top. Model. TWoP makes up for the deprivation though.

Now, for your hearing pleasure: And what are you doin', alcoholic bitch? Oooo. Burrrn.

 

See. I'm not a bore. Much. Going to sleep now. Don't want to wake up shitty tomorrow. Good night.

 

An HP and the Goblet of Fire rant.

I haven't read the entire book, and have no plans to read it, really. I don't know whether it's been so long since the last movie, or just that I don't know the story, but GOF gets jumpy at times. They cut in a lot of odd places. It could be just me, but it really does feel like they crammed a lot into the 2+ hours the movie had. Prime example: Ron and Hermione at the ball. OMFG!!! Spoiler!!! Gyeaaaah!!! Or not.

Sitting beside Tony, it was unaviodable that the topic of sex will be brought up. Funny how the film did have many Scenes of Sexual Tension. These kids grow up so fast!

This will probably offend a lot of people. I think the Brits are easily unattractive people. Okay, maybe not unattractive, but there's just always something off about them. There are a lot more bleh Brits than wow Brits. Must be the sucky weather. Poor them.

That said, thank you Emma Watson for being pretty. Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, and the rest of the cast would be shit without you. And yes, imdb.com is my friend.

That's all I'm going to vomit. It's HP, go watch it. It will be the best 2+ hours of your day. 

 

Academic life's going well, not much going on yet. I'm guessing Archaeology and Film Genres will get ugly fast. Our film prof's looking to be a beeyotch. I'll do okay most likely, like I always do. A lot of people took Spanish this sem, but I'm considering taking Bahasa or Russian. Also, I've noticed how all my classes aside from my PE are in airconditioned rooms. Yay UP.

 

I have too much hair. It's ridiculous. But I'm too lazy to get it cut. And if I do, it'll look just like it used to in high school, because I'm too lazy to do anything else with it. Granted, the current state of hair is a lot similar, but at least it's different. I could get it cut short, but I'm not sure what to make it look like. I shun gel and "product" with a pyashun. The more low maintenance, the better. Too much hair is too much work. I hate work.

I want to start wearing contacts again. I want green eyes. Or gray ones. Problem is, my lashes get in the way. My eyes are irritated easily. I hate pain.

I want green shoes. All my other shoes are black, gray, or white. And brown. 

 

Gah, it's the new sem and I'm bored. Bizaarro.

Currently reading: Palahniuk's Lullaby
Currently feeling: indescribable

eta: Before I throw the pity party, everyone should watch Ang Pagdadalaga ni Maximo Oliveros which is showing in all SM theaters, I think. Why? It's good, it's indie, and we should support the industry. Woo! Go film!

 
I hate feeling inadequate. 

Bleh. I never get anything done. I'm such a moron.

I have to do this assignment in Psych where we have to learn something for two weeks and keep a log on what we learn and how we're learning it. I don't know what to do. I've thought of learning Photoshop, but I not sure how I'm going to go around that. I've also considered learning a piece for viola, but I don't really need two weeks for something like that (unless it was ten minutes long, or something) and I'd need to get someone to actually listen to what I'd play, so no. I could "un-learn" how to procrastinate, but I can see where that would go...

We don't even actually have to be successful at learning something, but prof has to see that there was an attempt at learning. Um. Whatever.

Meh. Even I am boring myself.

Wow. That doesn't make a lot of sense--ack. Ow. Erk. Yup, doesn't make sense. It's like when you spell something over and over and it stops from being a word and looks all wrong. I am boring myself. Even I am boring myself. Even I am boring myself. There. That's much better.

I guess I should just blog when there's something good to blog. 

I watched Chinatown, some detective flick with a young Jack Nicholson. Maybe not-so-young, since I could see the wrinkles.

It also starred Faye Dunaway, who was also on Bonnie & Clyde, which was this other film we had to watch. It was quite amusing. The last part's killer though. Literally! Hahaha. I crack myself up.

Seriously though. The last part's the greatest point in the film. I'm sure you've heard about "Bonnie & Clyde" somehow. And it's because of that finale. It's what makes the film.  

Don't you just hate it when life's wearing you down?

And I'm not even having a hard time. It's not like I got all the hardest classes. Okay, maybe the profs are putting on too much, but that isn't even it. It's like there's too much going on. It's suffocating, is what it is.

I am an emo kid. GOD. 

I do need chocolate.